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Hilarious Designs That STAND OUT!
At Absurd Ink we design our shirts to be funny, clever, and bold to get noticed!  When you don one of our phenomenal garments, you are guaranteed* to experience:  1. People saying "I love your shirt!  Where'd you get it?"  2. Attention from the opposite sex as you exude your charming sense of humor.  3. An overall higher quality lifestyle, feeling of self worth, and inner peace.
* Definitely maybe, but don't count on it.

Superb Shirts With Prints Made To Last
All shirts are designed and printed in the U.S.A.  Our shirts are comfortable 100% cotton.  Featured garment brands include Gildan, Bella and Canvas.  All shirts are printed with Kornit Avalanche 1000 direct to garment printers by experienced operators, which insures that your shirt will have a high-quality print that will last for years.

Triple Quality Control
In at least three places throughout the production of your shirts, a human being checks each shirt against the original artwork preview to make sure that the right artwork is printed on the right shirt, the print is of the highest quality, and everything looks the way it should.

Fast Turn-Around
One of the keys to our success in fast turn-around times is making sure the garments we offer are either in-stock on our own shelves, or are stocked deeply by major warehouse distributors.  This helps assure that your orders won’t get hung up waiting for garments to arrive.

Fast On-Time Shipping
Most orders ship in 2-4 business days.  We ship all domestic orders by USPS First Class or Priority Mail.  Large orders may be shipped by UPS.  International orders are shipped APC.

We Value Your Feedback
If you have an idea that you think we should include on Absurd Ink, please let us know about it.  Please note that we do not accept every single submission. We carefully curate all submissions in order to maintain a level of quality that meets our standards.  Please refer to our Contact Page for all idea submissions and any other comments or questions that you may have.  Thank you.